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who the hell is going to save me? he thought. as the knife stopped spinning the answer came: you're going to have to save yourself. still smiling,
a: he lit a cigarette | b: he poured another drink | c: gave the blade another spin.
Arikashikari Zirikatoji(awkwardforever / exxmachina / nebulaeyes)
TADOMIFU MEKUCHIMIROKITO
Arikashiari Kutakiariku Memotatearimo Takashikuto
jikumoshijikiku rikitatakikushi-mekushishi
Tekikatoka Taki!!!!!!!!!
I kind of love these.
Mark Laita juxtaposes photographic portraits of Americans from all walks of life to amusingly challenge the concept of being created equal.
Photographing archetypes across 48 states during an eight-year period, Laita used the same formal techniques to capture all of his subjects. The commercial photographer-turned-fine-artist then paired the images — contrasting Catholic nuns with prostitutes, and a chain gang with a cheerleader squad — to create a 21st-century view of America’s mythical melting pot.
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Between us (via michele rossi)
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it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like. so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like
so i was like
and he was likeso i was like.
i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.
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i finnally got to school and was likeand i walked into my classroom and the teacher was like
so i was like
and then i went to my first class. it was music class. the teacher was like
and i was like
then that class was over and i went to english. i was like
but the teacher still gave alot of homework. the girl next to me was like
but the teacher was like
then i went to spanish and the teacher was likeand i got in trouble for some reason so i had to go the principal’s office so i was like
when i got the office, the principal and nurse were like
and i was like
but then they stopped and the principal was likeso i was like
and she was like OKAY,
then the day went by and the school was out. all the kids were like
and like
but i just got on the bus and the driver was still like
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(via pressao)